i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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