i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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