I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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