i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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