I wannas sexs uuuuu
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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