Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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