I just saw a hot homeless man
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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