Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
nutella sex= disaster
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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