so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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