The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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