'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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