the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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