I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I bet he comes in French.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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