Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
