Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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