Porn is love you can see.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
as a side note pls kill me
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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