You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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