Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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