There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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