i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
