thus making me awesome and them whores
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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