Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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