Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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