You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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