I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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