Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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