It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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