do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
