I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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