Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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