i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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