I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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