Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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