ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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