i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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