Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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