I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
handjob tips. give me some.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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