I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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