so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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