i jhust puked up my retainher.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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