I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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