I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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