I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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