I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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