I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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