You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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