On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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