We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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