What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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