It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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