Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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