I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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