I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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