brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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