lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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