We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
