it hurts more in the daytime
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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