I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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