literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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