He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We have so much sex to catch up on
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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