Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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