Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude i'm inner monologue high
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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