stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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